As I’m working today with the Christmas music blasting in the background (so I like Xmas music, so what!), I keep on mixing in a search engine marketing “spin” on the lyrics. Here’s a sampling of some of the lyrics that have popped in my head today. Could these perhaps be labeled SEO Christmas Songs?

Deck the Halls

Deck the halls with #1 search results,

Fa-la-la-la-laa, la-laa-la-laa

‘Tis the season to be stumbling,

Fa-la-la-la-laa, la-laa-la-laa

Don we now our white hat apparel,

Fa-la-laa, la-la-laa, la-la-laa

Troll the ancient social media sites,

Fa-la-la-la-laa, la-laa, laa, laa

Silent Night

Silent site,

holy site,

traffic is calm,

your product offerings aren’t so “bright”,

maybe you should have done some holiday marketing,

then your e-business could have splendor and sales wild,

you could have seen online sales increase,

you could have seen online sales increase.

Yeah, I like Christmas music… perhaps a little too much Happy holidays from all of us at Amplify Interactive.